Hallowedding!

Congratulations to Erin & Matt who married on Halloween '07

(how cute are they)

Wedding Photo OP

Wedding Kiss*: )Cutting the Cake-Sword StyleParty in the Womens Bathroom
Wedding expressions by Helen *: P
My cape looks better on Matt!-crap.

Colbert '08 !!!

Unless you live under a rock you have to have heard about the great Stephen Colbert is running for President of the United States! "HE'S DOING IT!!!!" So now let us all stand up and support the only one fit to run a country AND a TV show at the same time. Its harder than it looks.




If you are registered to vote in South Carolina, just go to http://www.colbert08.org/ And show your support heroes!




Not from South Carolina?

You can still show support by contributing to the Colbert campaign. All you have to do is buy his book " I Am America""(And So Can You!)" Buy Here! Can't read?

Sucks for you but Stephen can help!

Well tell all of your illiterate friends he/she can enjoy his book just like you with the latest in audio technology-they have put Stephen Colbert's book, "I Am America""(And So Can You!)"-on an !!!AUDIOBOOK!!!That you can BUY HERE!

COLBERT '08 !!!!!! (wooooooo)

ProtectSeals.org

Whale nazi?

I can't be the only one to see this whale giving the nazi salute. Save the whales (except the nazi whales, we can get those)

:tear:

The love of my life is in Columbus while I'm in Toledo. He's there for college, but the seperation is so painful. I cry everyday whenever I think about him or us being together. I only tell him about 10% of the time I cry so he won't feel as bad, but it really hurts.
The fourth of July is one of my favorite holidays and its one that we have always spent together with the exception of this year*: ( He has to stay & do summer courses @ OSU while holding down a job so he has a lot of stuff going on to keep his mind off of everything.
I just really miss him.
I can't help but wonder how many long distance relationships work out for the better and how those people handle being so far apart.

Rootie Tootie Fresh & Frootie

I hate the dentist. Actually scared may be a better word. So you can imagine what I felt like when I needed a root canal! Kill me now...was the thought that flashed before me. Odviously I didn't listen, but instead got the most horrid dental procedure done-the root canal. I had it done 2 days ago and I still feel like a P.O.S. I can't open my mouth more than half way, my jaw is throbbing, and if food accidentally floats over to that side of my mouth and I chew on it, it feels like lightening hit me.
It has been said and I will say it again-Tooth pain is the worst pain you can have. (aside from natural child birth)-am I right ladies! But I digress from my point. Parents...listen up! If you actually communicated to your child what could happen to their cute little mouths if they didn't brush & floss every day like they should, and I mean really tell them about the pain...they would be scared, but they would have the prettiest whitest teeth a parent ever saw. I wish my parents told me!

I Gots the P.M.D.D. *: P

When I go to my doctor, in the next week or so, I am going to ask he puts me on the birthcontrol, Yaz. Yaz is supposed to be helpful for PMDD symptoms-and since I have all the symptoms I'm going to go ahead and diagnos myself with PMDD. So there! If you think you have PMDD or wondering what
I'm talking about just go here ----> http://http://www.yaz-us.com/front?cref=68
and enjoy*: )

I Think I'm Screwed.

"When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself; art cannot become manifest; strength cannot be exerted; wealth is useless, and reason is powerless."--Ardmore Herophiles, M.D., 300 B.C., Father of Anatomy and physician to Alexander the Great


"True happiness is impossible without true health. True health is impossible without the rigid control of the palet." --Mohandas K. Gandhi


"Nothing will work unless you do."--Dr. Maya Angelou

Christina Aguilera

Sorry if I ain't perfect
Sorry I don't give a -what-
Sorry I ain't a diva
Sorry just know what I want
Sorry I'm not a virgin
Sorry I'm not a slut
I won't let you break meThink what you want.
To all my dreamers out there - I'm with youAll my underdogs, ha - I feel youLift your head high and stay strongKeep pushin' on.



(truer words have never been spoken)

Water = Good 4 You

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen.

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

Shanked

Yesterday I wanted to walk across the street to go tanning...little did I know that sandals-though easy for tanning-are very susceptible to anything sharp on the ground.
I was walking on the grass and not on the street so I wouldn't get hit by the crazy drivers around here, and I took a step - heard a crunch - felt a sharp stab, and saw red. No one should be able to make green beer bottles....cause they blend too well into the grass! So I looked at the piece of glass that shanked me and it was a big f#cking piece of glass-Anyways, I pulled it out of my foot and started hobbling down back to my house...when I got about half way my foot was soaked with blood-spattering as I hobbled with my flip flops. That freaked me out---it took like 5-10 minutes to get it to stop bleeding once I got home...it looked like a murder scene in the bathroom-I regret not taking pictures now though. Would have made a better blog story with pics.
That happened yesterday and today I can't put any weight on my damn foot at all. I look like a spaz trying to go to the bathroom or trying to get to my room which is UP stairs. So I have no tan-and no use of my right foot at the moment. Sigh. Such is life.

New Tattoo Soon - i hope i hope

I would love to get a tattoo of this dove with an olive branch

-the symbol of peace- I do want shading and details...when I get my tats. I'll post pics...of course you need money to get tats

so it might me a bit *: P

Gustave Dore

Lately I have discovered the works of the great french artist, Gustave Dore. He has since become my favorite artist and I love to just stare at his peices of work. For those of you who don't know, he is a sketch artist that was born in the 1800's and had great successes like "Dore's English Bible", and the foundation of the 'Dore Gallery' in New Bond Street. I especially love the gorgeous biblical images that this man can create, & I hope you do too.

Long Live Crazy Britney!

The "Cheetos" is the funniest tat ever!

My Favorite Links!

I thought I would share some of my fav. links---just cuz I can! Don't get too bored*: )

Icons,Icons,Icons! -> http://www.coolbuddy.com/icon/icons_buddy01.htm

Doctor Comics -> http://theunderweardrawer.homestead.com/scutmonkey.html

Gretchen Rocks! -> http://gretchenland.com/ (non-mainstream band)

Word Search - > http://thinks.com/word-search/daily/daily-word-search.htm

I luv my callender wallpapers! -> http://wallpapers.graphicfreebies.com/calendars.html

"Hero's" welcome to Stephen Colbert's Fan Site -> http://www.colbertnation.com/

Duct Tape HO!

This guy made a duct tape hammock, 30 minitues after I saw this pic...I made a duct tape wallet!

B-Day

I turned 21 this past weekend and got some mad money which is nice, but I didn't drink-I know it breaks tradition but I just think that all alcoholic drinks taste yucky. Also, I am like the hangover queen. If I drink, I will get a hangover. In a way I kind of envy those people who can drink whatever they want and never have a hangover. Maybe someday I'll actually celebrate a birthday with more than stale cake on a paper plate. *: /

Oh, And one more thing......^

Kitty

"If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
-Mark Twain

Now that is a smart man. One of the few men who actually liked cats - even admired them. I love my cat-he was rescued by my mom's boyfriend at the time under a shed in the rain. He was the slowest kitten and we grabbed him up before he slipped through the fence. I'm confident that if we didn't get him then, he wouldn't be alive today. He's like my baby. I know that Matt doesn't like him or cats in general, but I wish he could like one cat...mine. I don't hate dogs-why do people hate cats?

Someday....

Nursin' It

Ok heres the deal-my grandmother has to have like 3 surgeries this year, starting in August. Which means my mother and I are going to be the care-takers. I'm going to have to play nurse the most because she's going to need blood thinner injections and my mother is afraid of needles. So, I'm going to have to inject it. Which made me start thinking of becoming a nurse. I was always the little neighborhood nurse when I was younger--taking care of every scrape and whatever that a kid might have, so why not be the real thing? Plus I have been in and out of hospitals all my life and 99% of the time my nurse was always bitchy, and I think its high time that there be a nurse out there who doesn't act like there's a stick up her ass. *: ) Only time will tell. Peace~

One of My Favorite Jokes!

3 Guys Died And When They Got To The Pearly Gates3 guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer."
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?" The first guy says, "24 years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?", Peter asked. The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven." Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good." Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."
The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!" Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!"

My NEW Blog

Since blogspot is retarded, they disabled me from getting to my old blog-So I will try again with a new one. Maybe even a better one! Screw those guys. Sigh...So without further adue---Ally's Place is open!